[Verse 1]
My computer thinks I'm gay
I threw that piece of junk away
On the Champs-Élysées
As I was walking home
This is my last communiqué
Down the superhighway
All that I have left to say in a single tome

[Chorus]
I got too many friends
Too many people
That I'll never meet
And I'll never be there for
I'll never be there for
'Cause I'll never be there

[Verse 2]
If I could give it all away
Will it come back to me someday?
Like a needle in the hay
Or an expensive stone
But I got a reason to declaim
The applications are to blame
For all my sorrow and my pain
A feeling so alone
[Chorus]
I got too many friends
Too many people
That I'll never meet
And I'll never be there for
I'll never be there for
'Cause I'll never be there

[Chorus]
Too many friends
Too many people
That I'll never meet
And I'll never be there for
I'll never be there for
'Cause I'll never be there

[Verse 3]
My computer thinks I'm gay
What's the difference anyway
When all that people do all day
Is stare into a phone?

[Chorus]
I got too many friends
Too many people
That I'll never meet
And I'll never be there for
I'll never be there for
'Cause I'll never be there
[Chorus]
Too many friends
Too many people
That I'll never meet
And I'll never be there for
I'll never be there for
'Cause I'll never be there

[Outro]
I'll never be there
I'll never be there
I'll never be there
I'll never be there