[Intro]
I been waitin' for this one turbo

[Verse 1]
Absolutely crazy stupid loco
Obnoxious, I'm toxic, you know the name
Supercalifragilisticexpiala-doses of shrooms inside my brain
They said you'll never make it in the business kid
But now I'm makin' six figures on the internet
They were talkin' shit, now they're tryna suck my dick
'Cause I'm bein' who I am and I don't fuckin' miss

[Pre-Chorus]
That bitch said I should go therapy
My family thinks this is so embarrassing
My new friends asked me if I want some ketamine
My old friends say I turned into who I'd never be
My ex label, thank god, that they sеt me free
My fans think I'm a goddamn celebrity
My еx-girl well honestly now she's dead to me
My new girl, oh my god, I hope they never meet

[Chorus]
I hope they never meet
I hope they never meet
I hope they never meet
I hope they never meet
[Verse 2]
Waitress, waitress
Please can I get the check?
I got a couple girls and they tryna kiss my neck
I got a couple girls that I'm tryna disrespect
They want me to give 'em somethin' that they won't forget
Got a show tonight in Austin, Texas
Sorry, no more people on the guest list
It seems like you don't really get the message
You got questions that I'm not addressing

[Pre-Chorus]
My girl said she don't wanna go to therapy
She thinks it's way too embarrassing
I guess I'm the villain in her narrative
But it's fine 'cause now I got clarity
My ex label, thank god, that they set me free
My fans think I'm a goddamn celebrity
My ex-girl, well honestly now she's dead to me
My new girl, oh my god, I hope they never meet

[Chorus]
I hope they never meet
I hope they never meet
I hope they never meet
Bitch, I hope they never, ever, ever meet
I hope they never meet
I hope they never meet
I hope they never meet
I hope they never meet
[Outro]
What?
I hope they never fuckin' meet
Ever, ever, ever, ever, ever
Ever in this lifetime
Oh my god
I hope they never meet