[Verse 1: George the Poet]
Your boyfriends about to become your ex-boyfriend
Them lonely nights won't be nice so its sex toys then
See he wears the trousers
Thats where the deep held power dwells
Unfortunately theres no female parallels
It's a man's world, why would we help ourselves?
He strolls in smelling like female shower gels
Insulting your intelligence
Asking what's the relevance of the fact you've never seeing Radox in this place
He needs a box in his face
You're like, if your gonna cheat
At least be weary and clever
We did the shopping together
You bought Imperial Leather
Furthermore, who smells so fresh at 3pm?
And where's your precious BBM?
That phone always seems to be on infront of me
But I can never seem to reach you on it, funnily
No, you weren't at the gym
Cause where's your gym bag?
Where's the tension in your muscles you thin slag?
On Whatsapp your last seen every 5 minutes
Until i've got something to say
I'm sick of tryna guess who your fucking today
Who your tucking away
But see I'm stuck in a way
Cause I love you to death, but I hate this for the life of me
Why can we not have the most basic of privacy?
Why does she have to leave traces that I can see?
Why don't you put in any effort when you lie to me?
So I don't find scratches on your back
Why is there no dry patches on your back?
You barely cream a leg if I don't scream and beg, so tell me
Which one of them ratchets on your sack
With a mattress and a flat , just gave you a massage
You wasn't waved, you wasn't charged
So you definitely remember
I'm making an effort
No I'm making an effort to keep my temper
But I don't know why you're stuttering
Maybe your chocking on a lie your uttering
But listen, if I find the slut again
I won't cry i'll cut her skin

[Hook:Mega]
If the shoe fits, wear it boy
(Do you know how crazy you sound right now)
If the shoe fits, wear it boy

[Verse 2: George The Poet]
Apart form lazy, you're downright foul
See the drama breaks your boredum
You find it kinda live
If your day consisted of a more than a minor a 9 to 5
You wouldn't stay so twisted and flawed
You would find some kinda drive
Instead of obsessing over having a man to squeeze
Coming up with these elaborate fantasies
Getting mad at different women
You need to get over your Dad and just forgive him
Yeah, I know
I know you had it bad in the beginning
But every ones dealing with the challenges of living (challenges of living)
I know your dad hurt you with his callous disposition
And his is malace of a villian
But it's not my fault that a gyallis is within him
If I'm chattin' to a gyal, this isn't sinning
Ey why are we having the same conversations that we had in the beginning?
A year and a month in
(Is my patience not appearing to run thin, or is there just a problem with your hearing or something?)
[Hook 1]
If the shoe fits wear it boy
(If the shoes fits, I can't fucking take it)

[Verse 2: George the Poet]
Nah that's too much disrespect for you, fuck swallowing pride
How can such a massive prick, be so hollow inside?
He don't even see this as an issue to attend to
He don't resent you, and he won't pretend to
You fight, he leaves, cause thats what men do
Part of you wants to follow his ride
But all hope for tomorrow has died
You kinda wanna catch him dating a next girl
Cause you're sick and you're tired of waiting to exhale
And set sail for the stress within
You even get selfless and message him
After you, use to be selfish and mess with him
Hours rolling by
First it's slow replies, now it's no reply
But after a night of violent drama
You would rather just find some kind of karma
A knight in shining armour
Now that's when you realised i was golden guy
So you move like a spy, Austin Powers: Golden eye
Left your girlfriends place to get yourself some space
You never told a lie but you never told her why
Don't deny, You was coming to my road alie?
Yeah
Tears gave you swollen eyes
Mandem on the corner try holla at you
But they see you walk to my door
And I know them guys
So there momentary hoping and scoping dies
That's when I open up, arms open wide
Go chat to the mandem, alright
Go inside, take off your coat and pride
Our eyes coincide (yeahh)
I ask myself
Does she really wanna talk?
And I found no answer
Other than it's probable
But if you was with your girls
Coming to me to talk about man trouble isn't logical
I get a blanket from the cupboard
Thinking sod it all
You can't stand it getting smothered and you sob some more
I know your in a little muddle and it's horrible
That's okay lets just cuddle in this corridor
Come here
I found you on the verge of disillusion
But you
Came here in search of a solution
Flesh on your body in perfect distribution
The fact he thinks hes worth it is amusing
What he's a player?
This n***as losing
If I was him i'd be vexed for real
Look at the sex appeal, your figures oozing
Please don't think this is standard customer service
I ain't tryna make you feel flustered and nervous
Even though you're sweet, you ain't just a dessert
Cause without the cake, the custard is worthless
I know it feels good to be understood
But if someones got to do it, I'm the one that should
So let me take away the pain
It's never too late to play the game
(It's never too late to play the game)
Then after the screams and tangled legs
The bubble baths and the beans and scrambled eggs
You won't feel bad
How scandalous is this?
That will teach him not to handle his business
[Hook 2]
You better be careful what you say to me
(Fucking fool)
Cause it might turn around on you
You better be careful what you do to me
Cause somebody might do it to you

[Short ad-libs by Meg]