[Chorus]
You get the ankles, and I'll get the wrists
You get the ankles, and I'll get the wrists
You get the ankles, and I'll get the wrists
You come down to this
You get the ankles, and I'll get the wrists
You get the ankles, and I'll get the wrists
You get the ankles, and I'll get the wrists
You come down to this

[Verse 1]
Nerves are up and the eyes all screwy
Blood like a panful of boiling ratatouille
My muscles in a mess like a mess of spaghetti
Hack through the mess with a greased-up machete
Hang from the axles of a boxcar
Follow the dotted line
Like a steer to Chicago
But to the hooks of the Chicago man
And I said, well

[Chorus]
You get the ankles, and I'll get the wrists
You get the ankles, and I'll get the wrists
You get the ankles, and I'll get the wrists
You come down to this
You get the ankles, and I'll get the wrists
You get the ankles, and I'll get the wrists
You get the ankles, and I'll get the wrists
You come down to this
[Verse 2]
I get all tripped up, my eyes turn to water
Rug burns from a shag rug, struck dumb in the presence
Polyester burns from a jacket rub the skin thin
Break down in a diner, then I paid the bill, well

[Chorus]
You get the ankles, and I'll get the wrists
You get the ankles, and I'll get the wrists
You get the ankles, and I'll get the wrists
You come down to this

[Verse 3]
Cashier toothpick stuck in the ground
Tiny lawnmower to mow me down
I could get lost in a lunchbox
Lie low in the mittens in the lost and found

[Chorus]
You get the ankles, and I'll get the wrists
You get the ankles, and I'll get the wrists
You get the ankles, and I'll get the wrists
You come, mm, ah, oh
You get the ankles, and I'll get the wrists
You get the ankles, and I'll get the wrists
You get the ankles, and I'll get the wrists
You come down to this, I said
You get the ankles, and I'll get the wrists
You get the ankles, and I'll get the wrists
You get the ankles, and I'll get the wrists
You come down to this