[Chorus]
I am a back door man
I am a back door man
Well the men don't know, but the little girls understand

[Verse 1]
When everybody's tryin' to sleep
I'm somewhere making my midnight creep
Every morning, when the rooster crow
Something tell me, I got to go

[Chorus]
I am a back door man
I am a back door man
Well the men don't know, but little girls understand

[Verse 2]
They take me to the doctor, shot full o' holes
Nurse cried, please save the soul
Killed him for murder, first degree
Judge's wife cried, let the man go free

[Chorus]
I am a back door man
I am a back door man
Well the, men don't know, but little girls understand
[Verse 3]
Said now, the cop's wife cried, don't take him down
Rather be dead, six feets in the ground
When you come home you can eat pork and beans
I eats mo' chicken, any man seen

[Chorus]
I am a back door man
I am a back door man
Well the...