[Verse 1]
I never was a cool kid
And no one ever really gave a damn what I did
I liked to party but I never got invited
Alone again so me, myself and I
Tried karaoke
But they told me I was only okay
I guess I never should've sang Beyonce or MJ
So I dropped the mic

[Pre-Chorus]
Oh yeah, all the people in the bar turned round and stared
I was on my knees and whipping round my hair
And I knew that I was winning

[Chorus]
Close my eyes and see the crowd
But my fingers don't make any sound
My air guitar
I keep it with me night and day
You won't believe the way that I can play
My air guitar, air guitar
Like this...

[Verse 2]
In my head I am a rockstar
And I probably date a popstar
A popstar and a model on the side
I know I'll never make it
But tonight I'm good enough to fake it
Bend an imaginary string and break it
Replace it in the backstage of my mind