STEVE: Hi, I'm Steve. I drive a car. It's in a tree.
Just kidding, my name's not Steve.
NOT STEVE: I'm filing for an extension for my taxes because I didn't pay them and I'm not going to.
CHORUS: Cuz that's the way I like to live my life...
And I feel like everything's gonna be fine!
(screen says the next day)
NOT STEVE: I'm skipping work again. That's because I don't have a job.
The mailman was late today, and she was actually a woman, and she said,
MAILMAN: That's the way I like to live my life...
And I know that everything's gonna be just fine.
(screen shows the mountains)
NOT STEVE: I don't remember why I first saw the mountains, but they've always been here.
Now that I'm seeing them, I'm wondering why they're there.
But they're here.
I can't climb them. But I can.
CHORUS: Cuz that's the-
PIGEON: Hey, here's the mail:
NOT STEVE: Dear Steve-
That's not my name, but whatever.
How did you climb this mountain?
NOT STEVE: Well, I'm glad you asked that! It's part of a two-step program.
Find the mountain, climb the thing.
CHORUS: That's the way we can get things done and that's how I do it.
It's easy and simple cuz you know what to do.
(It starts to rain)
(5-day forecast shows that it's raining all day)
STEVE: Bye, I'm Steve.