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Bill Wurtz

"​hi, i’m steve"

STEVE: Hi, I'm Steve. I drive a car. It's in a tree.

Just kidding, my name's not Steve.

NOT STEVE: I'm filing for an extension for my taxes because I didn't pay them and I'm not going to.

CHORUS: Cuz that's the way I like to live my life...

And I feel like everything's gonna be fine!

(screen says the next day)

NOT STEVE: I'm skipping work again. That's because I don't have a job.

The mailman was late today, and she was actually a woman, and she said,

MAILMAN: That's the way I like to live my life...

And I know that everything's gonna be just fine.

(screen shows the mountains)

NOT STEVE: I don't remember why I first saw the mountains, but they've always been here.

Now that I'm seeing them, I'm wondering why they're there.

But they're here.

I can't climb them. But I can.

CHORUS: Cuz that's the-

PIGEON: Hey, here's the mail:

NOT STEVE: Dear Steve-

That's not my name, but whatever.

Dear Steve,

How did you climb this mountain?

NOT STEVE: Well, I'm glad you asked that! It's part of a two-step program.

Find the mountain, climb the thing.

CHORUS: That's the way we can get things done and that's how I do it.

It's easy and simple cuz you know what to do.

(It starts to rain)

(5-day forecast shows that it's raining all day)

STEVE: Bye, I'm Steve.

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