[Intro]
Hello, hello, sexy pants
Hello, hello, hello, sexy pants
Where'd you get those pants?
Where'd you get those pants?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello
I wanna know why it hurts so bad

[Verse 1]
Hello, sexy pants
D'ya know that I like your pants?
I'd like to take a walk with you
Through the hills of France
And it's easy as one, two
It's a one, two dance
You can make a wish come true
In your one, two pants
But down in Congress
All the boys get mad
(They get mad, they actually get pretty angry)

[Verse 2]
Hello, let's be friends
Take a friendly chance
And go all around the world
In a friendly stance
Then go to Pyongyang
And shake some hands
[Bridge 1]
Every day, it's such a lovely day
To wake up in the morning
And everywhere, somebody lonely is still feeling blue
At the clothing store, nobody tells you
That the whole world is changing
At the grocery store, someone will tell you
That what changed is you

[Verse 3]
Hello, sexy lamp
Oh, that's a sexy lamp
You can light the whole darn sky
At 2 a.m
Way down in Congress
The lights go black

[Bridge 2]
Simon says
"I can't remember anything I've been doing
Or anything I remember"
I don't care as long as we find out
What we're supposed to do

[Outro]
Hello, Simon Says
Let me sign your checks