[Verse 1]
I'm best friends with my own front door
I just closed it, but it's opening more
Then the cops came, and they sent me to jail
But tomorrow I'm gonna open it again

[Verse 2]
I'm the postman, and I've got cool clothes
I'm the neighbors, and I'm wearing cool shoes
And I'm dreaming of a brand new world
And I'm hoping that it comes real soon

[Bridge 1]
But I saw a sign
I saw the sign
It's a bad, bad sign
Said "It's not gonna happen
And it's not what it seems
You're not gonna make it
And it's not meant to be"

[Verse 3]
But fuck them, I just climbed a huge mountain
But everyone told me I couldn't do it
And I feel real nice
'Cause I got lots of money in my bank account
[Bridge 2]
And I walk down the street
People throw things at me
Like breakfast and strength tests (Oh, this is cool)
How much can I bench press? (Oh, I'm very strong)
Time to win some awards

[Verse 4]
I'm gonna do everything that you're not supposed to do
I'm gonna open to page one and then skip ahead to page two
'Cause I'm hungry and scared, and I can't find the truth
So I'm leaving
Oh, there's my balloon

[Verse 5]
Over the trees, under the bridge and over the town
I'm gonna tell you the things that I'm feeling out loud
And they changed all the rules, then I wrote them all again
That's how the game begins
Oh, that's how I get home again