Bill Wurtz
​ball & stick
(This song features NARRATOR, BALL, and OWL)
NARRATOR: Yes, I think you can see the significance of this.
It's gone. The ball is gone. Where did it go?

CHORUS: It's rolling down the lonely road. Wondering if there's any place to go.

NARRATOR: The castle. Go to the castle.

[Interlude]

CHORUS: Go into the castle. Let all my troubles float away.
Gonna get hassled-

OWL: Hey! You can't go in this castle.

BALL: I already did.

OWL: You can't.

BALL: I already did.

OWL: You cannot go into this castle.

BALL: Where is the castle?

OWL: Here.
BALL: Am I already in it?

OWL: No. Yes. Go to jail.

CHORUS: I'm in jail now. And I'm mad at the jail.

BALL: Ha! That was a fake jail. Made out of cardboard. I'm back. Don't bounce me off the wall again, that was mostly violent.

CHORUS: Violence. Don't do it.