[Intro]
This is a period piece
It takes place in 2010
It takes place in 2010
The streets outside are filled with rodents
And everything's confusing and makes no sense

[Verse 1]
Shopping malls are filled with clothing
Flames are spreading through the roadways
People on their telephones are texting with madness to one another

[Refrain 1]
Tasty things are here
Tasty things are here
Tasty things are here

[Verse 2]
Do you think there's enough food for you to eat?
Or do you think you're gonna get hungry?
Do you think there's a new message for you on the screen
Telling you why everything feels incomplete?

[Refrain 2]
Things are not quite right
Oh, things are not quite cool
Oh‚ things are not quite good
Oh‚ things are not quite cool
[Bridge]
Hide under the couch
Hide under the couch
Take your shoes off
And lie under the couch

[Verse 3]
I set my watch for 7:00 this morning but I didn't wake up
'Cause I thought I was in garbage land
Maybe the place I'm in is not the place I wanna be in
Well I hope that I can change it then

[Chorus]
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?