CHORUS: What is love?

NARRATOR: Fruit? No. Bread? No. Fruit and bread? Probably not.

CHORUS: Is it a conversation?

Shows a conversation between Jim and Pat (or Bob):
Jim: hi
Pat: hi
Jim: hi
Pat: hi
Jim: do you like mice
Pat: no
Jim: bye
Pat: bye
, therefore identifying it is not love.

CHORUS: Is it a fruitful sales deal?

NARRATOR: Yes! (No!) Actually no (maybe).

CHORUS: Is it a hearty breakfast?

Shows a bowl of Pablao Rectangles!®

NARRATOR: Mmm, my favourite brand.
Scrolling through a list of items that are capable of love, including:
i LOVE moms
i LOVE the beach
i LOVE electronics
i LOVE the mexican nation
i LOVE inside / outside baseball
i LOVE crowd surfing
i LOVE a warm night by the fire
i LOVE early bollywood films
i LOVE social justice
i LOVE competitive vaping
i LOVE stairs

CHORUS: Is it a four-letter word that you can use in various ways that are mostly positive?

CHORUS: Hell yeah.