Shows the video title "monday church replacement".<!--.i-->

Shows a cartoon depiction of an 'old church', while listing out the characteristics of the old church, including:
-sad
-bad
-god doesn't like it
-did not pass health inspection
-is not earthquake proof

Shows a cartoon depiction of a 'new church', while listing out the characteristics of the new church, including:
-good
-more holy
-state of the art design
-free wifi
-less rats

"CHURCH REPLACE" text in red is displayed diagonally with a trumpet victory sound effect.