Bill Wurtz
​a Play featuring an iphone power block and a mechanical pencil
Shows the video title "a Play featuring an iphone power block and a mechanical pencil."

A upward-facing iPhone power block and a magenta-coloured mechanical pencil rests on the table.

(The conversation below will have different jingles for each individual line, and the objects will move when they are 'talking'.)

POWER BLOCK: hi

PENCIL: hi

POWER BLOCK: how was your day

PENCIL: it was pretty good i had a nice lunch

POWER BLOCK: oh good. me too

PENCIL: what are we

POWER BLOCK: i have no idea

PENCIL: do you think there is anyone who knows

POWER BLOCK: maybe

POWER BLOCK: i think i am probably a house, and you are probably a lamp, .. or a fax machine
PENCIL: i'm thinkng of going for a bike ride tomorrow

POWER BLOCK: that's good.

PENCIL: do you like biking

POWER BLOCK: no

PENCIL: do you have an iphone charger

POWER BLOCK: no i don't use an iphone.

PENCIL: what kind of phone do you have

POWER BLOCK: i actually still use a flip phone.

PENCIL: did you see saturday night live this weekend

POWER BLOCK: yes.

PENCIL: what did you think

POWER BLOCK: i think it was the same as the other ones

PENCIL: ok, just checking
PENCIL: when is daylight savings time?

POWER BLOCK: i think it was last weekend

PENCIL: i think it's next weekend

POWER BLOCK: i think it was last weekend, but you may be right.

PENCIL: i don't think i am going to vote in the next election

POWER BLOCK: why not

PENCIL: because i think they deleted my vote last time

POWER BLOCK: what do you think the difference is between a theater and a theatre?

PENCIL: a theater needs to have seats, a stage, and a box office. a theatre can be anywhere, or anything

POWER BLOCK: is this a theatre?

PENCIL: i think so.

POWER BLOCK: cool.

PENCIL: who do you think February has only 28 days?
POWER BLOCK: valentine's day used to be 3 days, but it was so fucking Shitty they decided to combine it all into one day, at least i think that's the reason

PENCIL: oh ok, cool.

Shows the text "THE END".