Bill Wurtz
a Play featuring an iphone power block and a mechanical pencil
Shows the video title "a Play featuring an iphone power block and a mechanical pencil."
A upward-facing iPhone power block and a magenta-coloured mechanical pencil rests on the table.
(The conversation below will have different jingles for each individual line, and the objects will move when they are 'talking'.)
POWER BLOCK: hi
PENCIL: hi
POWER BLOCK: how was your day
PENCIL: it was pretty good i had a nice lunch
POWER BLOCK: oh good. me too
PENCIL: what are we
POWER BLOCK: i have no idea
PENCIL: do you think there is anyone who knows
POWER BLOCK: maybe
POWER BLOCK: i think i am probably a house, and you are probably a lamp, .. or a fax machine
PENCIL: i'm thinkng of going for a bike ride tomorrow
POWER BLOCK: that's good.
PENCIL: do you like biking
POWER BLOCK: no
PENCIL: do you have an iphone charger
POWER BLOCK: no i don't use an iphone.
PENCIL: what kind of phone do you have
POWER BLOCK: i actually still use a flip phone.
PENCIL: did you see saturday night live this weekend
POWER BLOCK: yes.
PENCIL: what did you think
POWER BLOCK: i think it was the same as the other ones
PENCIL: ok, just checking
PENCIL: when is daylight savings time?
POWER BLOCK: i think it was last weekend
PENCIL: i think it's next weekend
POWER BLOCK: i think it was last weekend, but you may be right.
PENCIL: i don't think i am going to vote in the next election
POWER BLOCK: why not
PENCIL: because i think they deleted my vote last time
POWER BLOCK: what do you think the difference is between a theater and a theatre?
PENCIL: a theater needs to have seats, a stage, and a box office. a theatre can be anywhere, or anything
POWER BLOCK: is this a theatre?
PENCIL: i think so.
POWER BLOCK: cool.
PENCIL: who do you think February has only 28 days?
POWER BLOCK: valentine's day used to be 3 days, but it was so fucking Shitty they decided to combine it all into one day, at least i think that's the reason
PENCIL: oh ok, cool.
Shows the text "THE END".