Bill Wurtz
​monday icicle interview
Shows the video title "monday icicle interview".

Starts a conversation with an icicle:

NARRATOR: what's your name?

ICICLE: icicle.

NARRATOR: how long you been hangin there?

ICICLE: a while.

NARRATOR: when do you plan on melting?

ICICLE: soon.

NARRATOR: what time is it?

ICICLE: 4:30

NARRATOR: if you can drive any car in the world, what kind of car would you drive?

ICICLE: [icicle is thinking] . . . . . . . .

ICICLE: infinity q50
ICICLE: no, a honda accord

NARRATOR: ok.