Shows the text "hi. it's monday, june 2, 2014."

Tells the viewer "i'm a penguin.", then strikesthrough it.

Tells the viewer "i'm a marigold.", then strikesthrough it.

Tells the viewer "i'm a parakeet.", then strikesthrough it.

Tells the viewer "i'm a human being, with humanlike qualities. it is enjoyable."

Tells the viewer "tomorrow i think i am going to hangglide through the himalayas, and it's going to be great."