[Verse 1]
so one day i was traveling in the desert thinking about events
then the moon landing hit me
i was like "the moon landing better be good"
so then i would teleport to the moon to see

[Chorus]
i saw nothing but a flag
that had 50 stars and 13 stripes
that flag just looked familiar
and i would see if it was mine
so i got the flag out of the ground
and took it away
teleported back to my home and i planted it

[Verse 2]
so then i felt like i was gone
and so i would not fade away no more
so the moon landing hit me
and i again did so like the first time

[Bridge]
on second thought though maybe i won't go to the moon landing
i just found it very bad for the people who discovered the moon
anyways i hope the moon dies