[Intro]
PERSON 1: Hi, yes, I'd like to get proof of self
RECEPTIONIST: Okay, go down the hall⁠—
PERSON 1: Uh-huh
RECEPTIONIST: That's it. Just go down the hall
PERSON 1: Okay
PERSON 2: Hey, I like your shirt
PERSON 1: I like your shoes
PERSON 2: I like your—
PERSON 1 & 2: Stance on public issues and opinions
PERSON 1: What's your opinion on public stances?
PERSON 2: What's your opinion on the public?
PERSON 1: No opinion
PERSON 2: Do you wanna get to know each other?
PERSON 1: Yes! Well— Yes, I think we can get to know each other, but first I think you should know that I'm a—

[Verse 1]
Huge gamer most of the time
(Huge gamer for pretty much the majority of the time)
(Most of the time, some of the time, most of the time)
Whеn a game comes out, I play it
It's true lovе, and the game loves me back
I just noticed that
Which game is which?
Which place is which way?
I'm hangin' onto anything you say
And it's just like the real thing
And it's giving me a cool sensation
And I'm climbing up the leaderboard for days and days
Days and days and days
And I noticed, did you notice? Hey!
I just noticed, and I know it may surprise you
The best thing about games is losing them
(Think I'll lose another)
[Verse 2]
PERSON 2: Which game is it? Which game is it?
PERSON 1: It's the one here
PERSON 2: Is that the invisible one?
PERSON 1: Well, I can see it
In the real game the points go up to infinity
And the levels go in a circle, and around you go
And the gameplay makes the game fade away
Isn't that peculiar information?

[Bridge]
What do gamers think?
What do they do?
What shoes do they wear and what's their attitude?
What games do gamers choose?
What makes one game one way and the next game another way?
And some games the same?
It's you
So you

[Outro]
PERSON 1: True, that's right, I'm a gamer most of the time
PERSON 2: You're a gamer?
PERSON 1: Yes
PERSON 2: For some of the time?
PERSON 1: Most of the time
PERSON 2: Do you wanna switch characters?