NARRATOR: How to pull a rabbit out of a hat

NARRATOR: Get a hat. Rabbit jumps out. Push it back in. The rabbit jumps out. Push it back in. Rabbit jumps out

CHORUS: This is going pretty good!

HIGHER-PITCHED VOICE: Did you know? A good percentage of rabbits are in hats

NARRATOR: No, I didn't know that

NARRATOR: Step 9- Put the rabbit back in the hat

ECHOEY VOICE: Fact: a hat is a very good rabbit habitat

NARRATOR: Thanks for that

NARRATOR: Hello?

VOICE OF RABBIT: Hi. It's the rabbit. It feels good to get out of that hat

NARRATOR: Ok, bye

NARRATOR: Hey phone, how do I pull myself out of a... uh, barren wasteland?