I got the mopper's blues
I got the mopper's blues
I got the mopper's blues
I got the mopper's blues
I got the mopper's blues
But I'm the happiest man in town, alright

I ain't got no gal
I ain't got no gal
I ain't got no gal
I ain't got no gal
I ain't got no money
But I'm the happiest man in town

I got no home
I ain't got no home
I ain't got no home
I ain't got no home
I ain't got no home
But I'm the happiest man in town

I'm all alone
I'm all alone
I'm all alone
I'm all alone
I'm all alone
But I'm the happiest man in town
How can I lose?
How can I lose?
How can I lose?
How can I lose?
How can I lose
With this mop and broom I use?

I ain't got no home
I ain't got no home
I ain't got no home
I ain't got no home
I ain't got no home
But I'm the happiest man in town