[Verse 1]
Walking with my baby shes got great big feet
She's long, lean, and lanky and hasn't had nothing to eat
Shes my baby and I love her just the same
Crazy about that woman because Caldonia is her name

[Chorus]
Caldonia[x2]
What makes your big head so hard?
I love her. I love her just the same
Crazy about that woman because Caldonia is her name

[Verse 2]
You know what mama told me? Mama said son
Keep away from that woman, she's going to take all your money
Hey, hey, hey boy... Dont laugh about my mama, you hear that?
Hey man I told you man
You don't know what you doing boy, don't laugh about my mama

[Chorus]