[Verse 1]
She rocked up to the party in more ways than one
But she got a head start when the games begun
Chasing stardom in the slalom
And I hope she get her medal when the race is run
Caked up—her wallet and her make-up
Huh, think she coming off a breakup
And she finna stay up all night
Chase dawn light and some validation
The fact she dunno that she’s more
Than just a whole lot to look at
Is the type of shit a judge ought to throw a book at
She asking me where Bozo and Crook at
What she really wanna know is where the icing shug at
Socialite, gotta make sacrifices
She never satisfied, lost her appetite
But then again baby, maybe you should have a bite

[Chorus]
I swear at parties these days
Don’t nobody eat that cake, no way
When the birthday boy says you can cut me a slice
But I won’t enjoy the taste
I swear at parties at these days (I swear at parties at these days)
Don’t nobody eat that cake, no way (Don’t nobody eat that cake)
Stomach smaller than my eyes, I can’t wipe the grin off my face
But I got a whole lot on my, whole lot on my, whole lot on my plate
And I swear
[Verse 2]
He turned up to the party in more ways than one
Tomorrow he gonna burn up when he face the sun
Don't know if he had the red pill or the blue pill
But either way, he ain't the one
While the pushermen and the teachers talk chemistry
Trade recipes, make revelry
Prolly fail in a litmus test
Sea of beer crimes with no witnesses
So he chop lines up, rearrange them
Play a little word association
All the while he performs, makes sure
He’s centre of attention, overcompensation
Settle down mate, listen here guy
Let’s get it straight like a queer eye
Here’s a little secret from me to you
If you wanna have your cake, eat it and not eat it too

[Chorus]
I swear at parties these days
Don’t nobody eat that cake, no way
When the birthday boy says you can cut me a slice
But I won’t enjoy the taste
I swear at parties at these days (I swear at parties at these days)
Don’t nobody eat that cake, no way (Don’t nobody eat that cake)
Stomach smaller than my eyes, I can’t wipe the grin off my face
But I got a whole lot on my, whole lot on my, whole lot on my plate
And I swear
[Bridge]
Don't know if it’s the best damn time
But I put it up there
Yeah, I lost my mind
But I know I put it somewhere
Yeah, the best damn time
I put it up there
Yeah, I lost my mind
But I know I put it somewhere
Yeah, the best damn time
I put it up there
Yeah, I lost my mind
But I know I put it somewhere
Yeah, the best damn time
I put it up there
Think I lost my mind, but...

[Chorus]
I swear at parties these days
Don’t nobody eat that cake, no way
When the birthday boy says you can cut me a slice
But I won’t enjoy the taste
I swear at parties at these days (I swear at parties at these days)
Don’t nobody eat that cake, no way (Don’t nobody eat that cake)
Stomach smaller than my eyes, I can’t wipe the grin off my face
But I got a whole lot on my, whole lot on my, whole lot on my plate
And I swear
[Outro]
Don't know if it’s the best damn time
But I put it up there
Yeah, I lost my mind
But I know I put it somewhere
Yeah, the best damn time
I put it up there
Think I lost my mind, but...