We came to this planet for some peace and quiet
No more mercenaries, villains, or nefarious space-pirates

Oh no!
What's that?! Over there?! In the fields!
It's a beast! Really tall! Sharp teeth! Long claws!

Turns out, somehow, the beasts could be controlled
Caboose taught the dinosaurs how to rock and roll

CABOOSE DRUM SOLO!

(drum solo)