[Jon and Emily] On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
A bobblehead toy of Burnie!

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
[Ryan and Brandon:] Two fancy ties
And a bobble head toy of Burnie!

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
[Ashley, Meg and Chris:] Three Comfy PJ's
Two fancy ties
And a bobble head toy of Burnie!

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
[Lindsay:] Four RWBY plushies
Three Comfy PJ's
Two fancy ties
And a bobble head toy of Burnie!

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
[Jon and Emily] Five golden Yangs!
Four RWBY plushies
Three Comfy PJ's
Two fancy ties
And a bobble head toy of Burnie!

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
[Blaine:] Six pints of beer
Five golden Yangs!
[Barbara:] "You guys do know I'm Jewish, right?"
Four RWBY plushies
Three Comfy PJ's
Two fancy ties
And a bobble head toy of Burnie!
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
[Matt, Jeremy, Kdin, JJ, Maggie, Kyle, and Josh:} Seven awesome beanies
Six pints of beer
Five golden Yangs!
[Barbara:] "Can we sing a song about Hanukkah?"
Four RWBY plushies
Three Comfy PJ's
Two fancy ties
And a bobble head toy of Burnie!

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
[Kerry:] Eight RT posters
Seven awesome beanies
Six pints of beer
Five golden Yangs!
[Barbara:] (singing)" 'Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel'... no? OK."
Four RWBY plushies
Three Comfy PJ's
Two fancy ties
And a bobble head toy of Burnie!

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
[Jordan] Nine decks of cards
Eight RT posters
Seven awesome beanies
Six pints of beer
Five golden Yangs!
[Barbara:] "Guys, I don't think you're-"
Four RWBY plushies
Three Comfy PJ's
Two fancy ties
And a bobble head toy of Burnie!
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
[Geoff] Ten Reds and Blues
Nine decks of cards
Eight RT posters
Seven awesome beanies
Seven awesome beanies
Five golden Yangs!
[Barbara:] "Dude, why are you cutting me off? Don-"
Four RWBY plushies
Three Comfy PJ's
Two fancy ties
And a bobble head toy of Burnie!

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
[Adam] Eleven bearded Adams
Ten Reds and Blues
Nine decks of cards
Eight RT posters
Seven awesome beanies
(Blaine snoring)
Five golden Yangs!
Barbara: "Eh?"
Four RWBY plushies
Three Comfy PJ's
Two fancy ties
And a bobble head toy of Burnie!
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
[A devilish character:] Twelve days to live
Eleven bearded Adams
Ten Reds and OW!
PAPERCUTS ARGHHHHHHHHHH
Eight RT- BARBARA!
Seven awesome beanies
(Blaine vomiting)
Five golden Yangs!
Barbara: "No-one understands us Pongo"
Four RWBY plushies
Three Comfy PJ's
ARGHHHHHHHHHH
And a bobble head toy of Burnie!