JAY-Z & Kanye West
Hit the Pook!
Touk: IT's bright just like my future, it's dark just like my past
making money:Ronald Reagan, That Ronald Reagan, Amber Cakin, We Hit the pook! We hit the pook look!
Hit the pook! We hit the pook!
WOO
*Just a lil Niqqa*
AYE
It's daichi Mack
We smokin crack
We shit on racks
We shit on dukes
Cos we hit the pook
We fuck yo bitch
Cos we mad rich
And we got the timbs
and we got the rims
And we got the money
And we got playboy bunnies jumping on our dicks
Cos you know, we the motherfucking shit
Cos we got them motherfucking dips
That's Copenhagen!
Like Ronald Reagan
(Ronald Reagan yuh)
we hit the pook!
(Hit the pook hit the pook bitch)
(Bitch you know we hit the fucking pook!)
*Cake Boss*
What do you say
When the big mab machine broke?
Say "bitch! Fix that joint rn!"
Honestly
Yea I'm hitting on the pook until I can't see
When I say the pook I'm talking bout the pookie!
When I'm high on crack you don't wanna fuck w me
I be agitated homie please lemme be
Who you talking to? You who my glock talking to
Put so many bullets in you split yo ass in two
Yea we the pookie crew
Slinging rock is all we do
Yea you don't fuck with crack? Bitch ion fuck wit you
Smoke rolling off my pipe, it smell metallic
You looking soft, bitch, have a Cialis
I shoot with fucking prowess
Send your family some flowers
Never miss a shit cos the crack giving me powers
*Shvrt*
Fuck Nate David mikey Aaron James Thomas devin and my own fuckin self
I hit the motha fuckin pook
I break the pook glass on my gooch
I break my tooth off my own tooth
I dislocate both my boobs
I eat my crack and I see it in my toots
I'm fuckin addicted I hide it in my shoes
I just hit pennies and got some uggs
These are my favorite boots
I hate fat people
But I love nascar
My mouth is big
Like will asnicar
Because of this
I smoke 6 pipes at once
Each one loaded up
With a fuckin ton
Of that white China
Woopdy doopdy pow
Mrs hanifal is
A fat cow
I snorted my crack and
I snorted my snacks and
I snorted the crap coming outta my ass
I fit a pizza
In my butt
I clinch my cheeks
Sauce on my cheeks
I don't give a fuck any some of the peops
I don't give a fuck about any fuckin meeps
Christmas time like fuck the treats
i just want to suck on my meat
I just wanna fuck my own cock
I just wanna stack these blocks
Minecrack (bib bib lib rib job)
Real talk
I only spit only real rhymes
I am watching epic meal time
Us crack smokin guys are awesome
We all love Shane Dawson
Deez nuts ha
Gotem
Remember bubby shmurda
What ever happened to him
Remember Akon or rayquon
Or ray Charles or Charles Barkley more like gnarles Barkley
*Lil boobie*
Round here bitch we eat the freakin pook
Got ya bitch and she gon eat my freakin poop
After that you know I eat her freakin cuche
out in China boutta eat a freakin pooch
All these fucking pussies tryna freaking mooch
but I Got your granny and she just gave me a freakin smooch
Duck duck goose you're in my seat so skooch your booch
Bitch we're good with sniper rifles if you're tryna be a douche(don be a douche)
Reppin lonely Island lookin like a boss señor guapo's our rich Harrison cake boss is our big hoss
My dick is made of coral and my pubes are made of moss
Got the belly of rick Ross and I only shop at Ross
Then I go home and smoke some fire crack habeñeros when I shit it burns I've got that fire crack
Wag business blowin up like fire crackers
Cos we hire straight minorities and only fire crackers
*The Dream*
This N***a Jim Henderson think this shit funny bruh
N***a a Pedophile, feel me?
(Imma Get fired!)
When's the last time Jim Henderson had a nut boy? Idk
(six point game)
He's stealing nuts, like a squirrel
he's tryna get on my girl
Tania yea you know what it is
I gave her the fucking biz
he's tryna get in the mood
without having a fucking fued
with lil drummer boy in the back
tryna get in Courtney's crack
He always up her hole
Haden Monteeeny, They a FOH
Bro, that first part's lit huh?
(Guapo: Yea )
THIS is a SIX point game bruh!!!(Nicole, think of the things you do)
Imma try again, aye
Fit gang that's smashing,
In the lane that's slashing
Blood game that's blasting
In the back with Nicole Jackson
Got her legs 'round my neck
I don't care, I'm Josh Peck
I'm diggin a hole, put her body,
I don't give a fuck, in the lobby
I'm Hamlet, and she the King
Macking Like Eazy C, yea im so clean
you must know me, I'm the Dream!
I'm goin in, every night, I'm taking flight, just like Mike
gimme (Then The Dream proceeds to sing)
Gimme the lean and take a sip,
I'm goin hard on this crack trip
you know what it is and we hitting the pook
all day and we in the boobs
I'm goin in, in the pussy
you know how it is! It's fucking rookie
Aye
I'm on a crack trip yea you know what it is! this is WAG aye GOTEEM
6 point game, COLBY BRIAN
younadadamean?you know what it is! Colby Brian
Ha
Thomas is a bitch, I'm calling him out, ion give a fuck
This is WAG n***a
*Señor Guapo*
Hit the pook I read book in under a motherfucking minute
I'm up in it shit the hit is sin I'm fucking winning Charlie sheen the fucking meme im w the dream and shitting
In the motherfucking jenkem bottle
Full throttle smoke some meth up in my glottal
I like a bitch who waddles
Kill her Hide her fat dead mutilated body in a pothole
like my weed laced with some crack just like my bus driver Jim
We got the tims we treat the bus just like a motherfucking bens and then fly it off a cliff(CLIFF GOODWIN >:0!!!!!)
Shit
now we floring when touk the pook is soaring by George you'd think he's foreign
From another world
Touk mistreated by the girls
Well touk just hit the pook and fly away
As we shoot this crack we'll die so gay
together
Forever
(Lighter Sparks)
Touk: Hooray!!! :)
Loud sounds and screams occur while the boys are high on crack
*2016 flashback*
Guap: Touk, do you hit the pook?
Touk: Yep!
Touk again: ALWAYS SMILE(his famous motto he created!)