There's an oink-oink in the night
And it gives you such a fright
He's got a tail that’s curly
And he's coming for you, girly

You got pig trouble
Pig trouble in little Tina

And you can try your best to shout
When you're smooching on that snout
But you kissed a fetal pig
And now you two are boyfriend-girlfriend

You got pig trouble
Pig trouble in little Tina