[BARBRA STREISAND, sung]
Oh my man, I love him so
He'll never know
All my life is just despair
But I don't care
When he takes me in his arms
The world is bright, alright

What's the difference if I say
I'll go away
When I know I'll come back
On my knees someday
For whatever my man is
I am his forever more

It cost me a lot but there's one thing that I've got
It's my man
Cold and wet, tired you bet
But all that I soon forget
With my man
He's not much for looks and no hero out of books
Is my man
Two or three girls has he, that he likes as well as me
But I love him

Oh my man, I love him so
Hе'll never know
All my life is just dеspair
But I don't care
When he takes me in his arms
The world is bright, alright
What's the difference if I say
I will go away
When I know I'll come back
On my knees someday
For whatever my man is
I am his
Forever more

[spoken]
Thank you
Thank you
Listen, I couldn't decide which song to sing next so I have-
Wait!
No, no, no, no, it's not as free as all that
I have a choice of two and so I'll see which one you like best
Wait a minute, let's do this fair, let's do this fair
It's between 'Stoney End' and 'Second Hand Rose'
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
No, no, wait
Wait!
We'll do-

[AUDIENCE MEMBER, spoken]
Both!

[BARBRA STREISAND, spoken]
That's too easy!
No, we've got to make a choice
[AUDIENCE MEMBER, spoken]
Sing them both!

[BARBRA STREISAND, spoken]
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
Wait, wait, wait
Let me do it with you
'Second Hand Rose'?
(audience cheers)
'Stoney End'?
(audience cheers louder)
Now listen, I just gotta warn you
On 'Stoney End', see I haven't sung it in about two years and so I have the words written on the floor
So if you see me looking on the floor, it's the words
I'll try not to look but I mean, I haven't sung it in a long time!
Okay, ready, get set, go!