O, Goddess, I love you true
I'll do anything you want me to
But why? Why?
Dick for brains, dick for brains
Why am I your dick for brains?
You know it drives me so insane

You know how I love your power
I crave your golden shower
But why? Why?
Am I dick for brains, dick for brains?
You know you drive me so insane
We're not sure who's to blame

You know how I try to please
Got carpet burns on my knees
Why? Why?
Dick for brains, dick for brains
Why am I your dick for brains?
You know it drives me so insane

You know I love it when you treat me cruel
I let you have the whole damn rule
Why? Why?
Dick for brains, dick for brains
Why am I your dick for brains?
You know it drives me so insane
I'm your maid and your chauffeur too
Why do I feel so black and blue?
But why? Why?
Dick for brains, dick for brains
Not a woman with a clit for brains
You know it drives me so insane

You know I love you it's true
Do anything you want me to
But why? Why?
Dick for brains, dick for brains
Why am I your dick for brains?