Intro
Whenever times get hard
It's hard to be in Heaven
Mayonaise and bread
Peanut Butter no jelly
As soon as it gets quiet
I sound like a shaveh
What is that noise?
That was my belly
You won't like me when I'm hungry because I have an attitude
It's just something that happens when you got nothing to chew
I don't mean to be rude but I am in a bad mood
My brother shouldn't go this long without food

Man why does this room smell like you've been eating dairy
And I cannot believe that you ate all my cheese
You know that I love crack singles
On all my sandwiches
Oh man don't worry about it, there ain't no more baloney
Homie what you mean?
Is there anything at all for us to eat?
Nah man the fridge is pretty much empty
No cheese
No meat
Or rice crispie treats
Well
Imma about to make a
Ketchup sandwich
Have you ever had
A Ketchup Sandwich
Noooo
Imma about to make a
Ketchup sandwich
Have you ever had
A Ketchup Sandwich

I'm not about to eat no ketchup bread
I swear it's not that bad plus its all we have
Man trust me
I'd rather be
Eating KFC
Crackers
I'd even go for a pack of protien
Crackers
Oh by the way
I'm sorry about your saltines
Holy effing gasian
What did you not eat?
Do we have any ramen noodles in the cabniet?
No no I don't think so
Well well I guess your gonna starve because there ain't no more ketchup left in this jar but your a soldier
May God be with you and your cheese
Hold up
I got an idea

Imma about to make
A mayo sandwich
Have you ever had
A mayo sandwich
Imma about to make
A mayo sandwich
Have you ever had
A mayo sandwich

Imma about to make
A mayo sandwich
Have you ever had
A mayo sandwich
Imma about to make
A mayo sandwich
Have you ever had
A mayo sandwich

(rap)

Imma about to make a
Ketchup sandwich
Have you ever had
A Ketchup Sandwich
Imma about to make a
Mayo sandwich
Have you ever had
A Mayo Sandwich
Imma about to make a
Ketchup sandwich
Have you ever had
A Ketchup Sandwich
Imma about to make a
Mayo sandwich
Have you ever had... and every talk