[Chorus]
I drink, I get drunk and fall on my face
All my friends tell me I'm a basket case
I drink, I get drunk and fall on my face

[Verse 1]
I got so drunk
I don't remember what happened
But everybody said
I had a real good time

[Chorus]
I drink, I get drunk and fall on my face
All my friends tell me I'm a basket case
I drink, I get drunk and fall on my face
Ha, ha, ha, ha!

[Verse 2]
Went to a bar
I met a guy, he bought me white Russians
I puked outside in the parking lot
While he tried to kiss me

[Bridge]
Seein' blurry
Talkin' slurry
Feelin' queasy
This is sleazy
[Chorus]
I drink, I get drunk and fall on my face
All my friends tell me I'm a basket case
I drink, I get drunk and fall on my face

[Verse 3]
I went for drinks in Hollywood
Came to somewhere in Hawthorne
Broke up a bush, drove into a tree
And rolled down a hill with my mouth wide open

[Outro]
Seein' blurry
Talkin' slurry
Feelin' queasy
This is sleazy