[Verse 1]
This is group therapy
For you, the patient
To get the most out of these sessions
You must feel free to express yourself
Share your thoughts and feelings as they arrive
I would like to start by having you, the patient
Tell me what are you thinking about
Right at this very moment

[Verse 2]
I'm thinking of grinds and kickflips
I'm thinking about airs and bird tricks
I'm thinking about big fat ollies
Tail grabs and 5-0 fakies
I'm thinking about 50-50s
And rocking big 360s
I dream of backside tail slides
Hand rails and pools in halfpipes

[Verse 3]
Excellent
Now, let's try something a little different
I would like for you, the patient
To close your eyes
Imagine yourself somewhere else
This place is a comfortable place
A place where you feel most at home
Tell me, where are you at this very moment?
[Verse 4]
I'm kicking it down in Baja
Right down there on the playa
I'm kicking it in the water
It couldn't get much hotter
I'm thinking about tubes and floaters
And hanging with my stoners
Cerveza, blunts and bong hits
Sunshine and girls with big tits