[Intro]
This- this is- this is- this is the-
This- this is the jam

[Chorus]
Never use the internet again! (Huh)
Never use the internet again! (C'mon)
Never use the internet again! (Huh)
Never use the internet again! (C'mon)

[Verse 1: Homeboy Sandman]
I used to waste time scrolling through my Facebook wall
20 minutes of my life I could never get back
Couple times a day, before I knew, I’d lost an hour
Productivity’d be far away like Okinawa
Facebook friends are not my real amigos
Checking for comments and shares, jacking off my ego
Anything to get a fucking “like”
One day, I decided I should get a fucking life, get it right
Social networks are not the only infection
GPS be fucking up cats’ sense of direction
Thought your navigation skills had to be fly
You ain’t know left from right when your battery died, bitch
The homies in your posse all be waiting
But you too busy checking Tumblr porno, masturbating
Maybe you should be a better friend
Never use the internet again
[Chorus]
Never use the internet again! (Huh)
Never use the internet again! (C'mon)
Never use the internet again! (Huh)
Never use the internet again! (C'mon)
Never use the internet again! (Huh)
Never use the internet again! (C'mon)
Never use the internet again! (Huh)
Never use the internet again! (C'mon)

[Verse 2: Homeboy Sandman]
Everyday the bullshit worsen
Order a pizza like a fucking person
Match.com like an online pimp
Step to a girl in real life, you fucking wimp
Internet journalism, here’s what you’re gonna find
Everyone who can’t get paid for it does it online
Most of the ones online that’s getting paid suck too
Fuck you!
I swear I’m about to motherfucking lose it
YouTube has ads on all the best music
For all the worst music, YouTube Awards?
Did you forget? You can’t have awards, you’re the fucking internet!
The shit is like a motherfucking drug
That all goes away if I pull the fucking plug
Put your faith in something on which you can depend
Never use the internet again
[Chorus]
Never use the internet again! (Huh)
Never use the internet again! (C'mon)
Never use the internet again! (Huh)
Never use the internet again! (C'mon)
Never use the internet again! (Huh)
Never use the internet again! (C'mon)
Never use the internet again! (Huh)
Never use the internet again! (C'mon)

[Bridge]
Get up and clap your hands, huh
And listen to the MP3
Get up and clap your hands, huh
And listen to the MP3
Get up and clap your hands, huh
And listen to the MP3

[Chorus]
Never use the internet again! (Huh)
Never use the internet again! (C'mon)
Never use the internet again! (Huh)
Never use the internet again! (C'mon)
Never use the internet again!
Never use the internet again!