Homeboy Sandman
SBTV Warm Up Sessions
It is what it is, and it isn't what it wasn't, what it ain't
Its another dime a dozen, I don't cover dot create
When there's nothing in my cupboard I be guzzling V-8
I'm concerned with how the government and governor behave
I'm fed up with all the rubbish that the youngins emulate
Yesterday I cuddled with a couple of Malaysians
Play me in the summer with a cup of lemonade
I don't knuckle up, but on a couple of occasions
Hate when under-covers run a muck at the parade
Homie I grew up without a butler or a maid
Homies get a cut of every buck I'll ever make
Since my rubber ducky I've been lucky with the dames
Though I'm never up to spend a ducket on a date
If you're looking for a sucker, keep your number and your name
And I don't give a muthafuck
If you reppin' bout your weapons or your cash
Muthafucka you can blow it out the rectum of your ass
Drop me off at any section any sector of the map
In about a second I'll successfully adapt
Every second, millisecond I be working on my craft
I be running rap but I never catch a cramp
'Cause before I write a record I be stretching out my calfs
And I could never write graph, but I could always write raps
I think about the days when chicks was walking right past
But now they call me write back
So I suggest you go ahead and wave your white flag
And brush your teeth to fight plaque
And since you never know just what a woman might have
Keep a jimmy hat
'Cause you don't want to catch crabs!
My alliance is with lions who's aligned on the left
When it come to science, we the brightest and the best
When we step up in the party, the party commence
Any time we rock a party watch for cardiac arrest
When your party's so lethargic you need an EMS
Hit my Motorola I'll be over in a jiff
As a whippersnapper I was known to shoot the 5
And then wind up in the principle's where I would plead the 5th
Chicks not into getting physical simply do not exist
I hold it down