My first name, Homeboy
16 and 0 boy
Homeboy look alive
Something like a cowboy
This my corral, boy
Never look me in the eye
Maybe I'm an android and I never got told
Never got stopped and I never got slowed
Never got swole, but I know I got soul, it'll never get sold

My second name, Sandman
Sandy for short, I ain't gotta take no shit
I never get lit and I never get drunk
And whatever I want I get up and go get

As a young kid I ain't never fit in
I would get miffed when the class was dismissed
Teacher tried to say I ask too many questions
Bitch, I'm the only motherfucker listening

How do all these emcees know my pet peeves?
I don't even rep Queens, shit, I rep me
Shit, I fire breathe I don't need Pepsi
Shit, I need Pepcid A.C
I don't take breathers, I don't take leave
I don't take neither, I don't take knees
Please, sun, I got more balls than Chuck Cheese
Motherfucker, please don't sweat the technique
You ain't never seen not since Adam and Eve an organism that manipulate a rhythm like me
This is just a sample, make a cat to an example like a, fuckin "e.g."
You fuckin' with the Sand motherfucker, the baddest motherfucker, I'm the champ, you don't stand a chance, motherfucker
Yeah, Yeah, Yeayyyy...
Yeh!

[Breakdown]

I don't mean to sound too high on myself, but I'm so dope sometimes I get faint
All type's of girl's was callin' my cell, way back 'fore my fortune and fame
Well that first part I shouldn't say, cause I got fame, but fortune not yet
Maybe cause I go to store to cop Rees with every single piece of fortune I get

I don't mean to sound too high on myself, but I'm so dope sometimes I can't rest
God breathe fire all in my cells, you can smell the ashes all on my breath
Thanks for coming, ladies and gents, hope that you're enjoying my show
If by chance you find that you're not, I've got bad news for you: you're slow

I don't mean to sound too high on myself, but I gotta keep rewinding myself
I be obscene, beside of myself, sometimes I even be surprised at myself
Soldier of the Lord, I walk with no fear, know I can't sing, so what? I don't care
Go to open mics and open up first, all other rappers like, "it's no fair!"

I don't mean to sound too high, I don't smoke
I don't mean to sound too high, I get low
I don't mean to sound too high, I gets down for mine, it's all alkaline in my flow
Comes a time in life you gotta free your mind and let go
I steal shows like I's a klepto, cats steal flows of mine, I don't mind I'll make mo'
[Crash and weird animal noises]