Flying across the desert in a TWA
Saw me a woman walking across the sand
Walkin' thirty miles en route to Bombay
To meet a brown eyed handsome man
Brown eyed handsome man

Milo Venus was a beautiful lass
She had the world in the palm of her hand
But she lost both her arms in a wrestling match
To get a brown eyed handsome man
Brown eyed handsome man

Way back in history three thousand years
Back ever since the world began
There's been a whole lot of a shaking going on
Over a brown eyed handsome man
Brown eyed handsome man

Milo Venus was a beautiful lass
She had the world in the palm of her hand
But she lost both her arms in a wrestling match
To get a brown eyed handsome man

Well, two, three the count with nobody on
He hit a high fly into the stand
He was rounding the third, he's headed for home
It was the brown eyed handsome man
Brown eyed handsome man, yeah