I just called up to tell you I'm rugged but right
Ramblin' man, a gamblin' man, I'm free every night
I eat a porterhouse steak three times a day, I got my board
That's more than any mother-humper in Memphis can afford
Got a big electric fan that keeps me cool while I sleep
Mattress full of dollar bills to tickle my feet
I meet 'em, I cheat 'em, I love 'em, I leave 'em, I break 'em in right
Tell you boys, The Killer's rugged but he's right

[Instrumental Break]
Yeah
Everybody help me!

Just called up to tell you, I'm rugged but I'm right
A ramblin' mother-humper, I'm free every night
Eat a porterhouse steak-a three times a day, got my board
That's more than any cat in this ol' town can afford
I got a big air conditioner that keeps The Killer cool while he sleeps
Mattress full of dollar bills to tickle my feet
I meet 'em, I cheat 'em, break 'em in right! They like it
I called 'em up to tell 'em I'm rugged but I'm right, yes I am

[Instrumental Break]
Little ragtime now, a ragtime mother-humper
Aww! Little New Orleans style
[Whistling]
Lord, I know I'm rugged and I'm right
I'm a mean mother-humper, but I don't like a fight
I like my women, though
Ooh! Great balls of fire, don't-a let me go
A-give it to me baby, you know what I want
I don't know why 'cause you're drivin' me crazy, woman
I'm a low-down cheater, but a mother-humpin' repeater
I tell you boys, I'm rugged
Rugged, rugged, rugged
Rugged, I'm a rugged, I'm rugged, rugged
But I'm
Listen to me now
I'm so right
The Killer's right
Ooooh!
Think about it