[Studio chatter]
Birthday cake
(Take 1)
What are you gonna do with this thing?
(I don’t know) Here we go

[Verse 1]
Well, get your hands off of it, it don’t belong to you
Get your hands off of it, it don’t belong to you
I wouldn't give you a piece and I don't care what you do

[Verse 2]
Well it’s fine, it’s funny, it’s full of cream
It’s the best darn stuff that I’ve ever seen
Get your hands off of it, it don’t belong to you
I wouldn't give you none of it and I don't care what you do

Hey!
[Piano solo]

[Verse 3]
Well cut it once, cut it twice
The last time I cut, I didn’t cut a butter knife
Get your hands off of it, it don’t belong to you
I wouldn't give you none of it and I don't care what you do
[Verse 4]
Well, ma and pa went down to the cellar
Now I don’t know what happened but I heard Ma bellow
Get your hands off of it, it don’t belong to you, hey!
I wouldn't give you none of it and I don't care what you do

Go man!
[Guitar solo]
Get your hands off of it!

[Verse 5]
Well I got it on my fingers and I got it in the hog
I got it on my finger and I slung it on the wall
Get your hands off of it, it don’t belong to you, well
I wouldn't give you none of it and I don't care what you do

[Verse 6]
Now wait a minute baby, you done made a mistake
All Jerry’s been talking about it is birthday cake
Get your hands off of it, it don’t belong to you
I wouldn't give you none of it and I don't care what you do