[Verse 1: Sips]
You’re a big girl
'Cause you’ve eaten too much
And your pants don’t fit around your waist
You just eat pie, always really hungry
You just eat pie, always really hungry
You’re a big girl
And its gone too far
But you can’t get enough of that sugary taste
Like a burger and fries, you’re going supersize
Straight to your thighs

[Chorus: Sips]
And you eat, and you eat
All day long, piles of Twinkies and Ding-Dongs
Double cheesecake and chocolate flakes
You can eat a footlong
Take it down in one
And still have room for popcorn

[Verse 2: Sips]
'Cause you’re a big girl (big girl)
And you’ve gotten too fat
Ate a double cheeseburger on the way (big girl)
You just eat pie always really hungry
You just eat pie always really hungry
You’re a big girl (big girl)
Eaten way too much
And it makes you feel worse everyday (big girl)
Life would be better if you could just be thin
Could just be thin
[Chorus 2: Sips]
But that’s wrong, you’re amazing
Here at SipsCo. (here at SipsCo.)
We think you’re beautiful as you are
Just so you know, lunch is Sloppy Joes
Yeah, big girls like you
Are needed all year round
Working at SipsCo

[Refrain: Everyone]
Oh, you’re a big girl (big girl)
But we love you so much
We give out free passes to the café (big girl)
You can eat pie on the SipsCo. money
You can eat pie on the SipsCo. money
You’re a big girl (big girl)
Help yourself to ice cream
'Cause we’ve got to keep you in shape
Hey honey, have you seen these great waffles?
Say honey, have a sip of this milkshake!
Say honey, have you got room for pizza?
It’s all for free
Oh yeah, SipsCo. money
You’re big
So, so very big
But it doesn’t even matter