[Intro (Spoken)]
People of Datlof
Raise your voices for the national anthem!

[Verse 1]
God bless Datlof
Our proud and sovereign land!
All rise for Datlof
It's power will withstand!

Glorious nation of Datlof
So lovely and so free!
With bountiful resources
Like gin, moustaches and tea!

[Refrain]
For goodness sake, make no mistake
We've had troubles in our past
But don't forget, we're still a threat
And our cultures, unsurpassed!

[Verse 2]
God bless Datlof
Our blessed land of pigs!
Noble leader of Datlof
His brain is very big!
People of Datlof
Raise up your swords once more!
To defend the precious motherland
We will go to war!

[Refrain]
We may be small, but we'll fight them all
Until the very last man!
And some will say, we had our day
We sure could use a hand

[Verse 3]
So please help Datlof
Their armies are on the shore!
We admit we're a little bit shit
And we can't fight anymore!

[Bridge (Spoken)]
People of Datlof
You have served me well!
But today, it is our darkest hour
We must fight to survive!

Fight! Fight on. Datlovians!
Block the- their- the swords of- with your bodies!
And hold them back! Block them, men!
Fight for your honour, and fight for your country!
Datlof will hold! Datlof forever!
[Outro]
Remember sweet Datlof
It's legend will live on!
Our lands they take, our heads on stakes
But our hearts beat ever on!

Remember Datlof