[Verse 1]
Wisps are forming, all around me
Reckless magic is the cause
It's the season of Christmas miracles
I need your help, Santa Claus

No more Vis just lots of flux
Cauldron's bubbling, overflowed
Golems gone mad, trashing my whole castle
Think I've depleted this Vis node

[Chorus]
I need some help at this festive time
Castle's a total mess
Friends coming over for some drinks
St. Nick help tidy up!

[Verse 2]
Machine is sorting, back in action
Sonic screwdriver, screwing screws
All I wish is, that Father Christmas
Would stop eating, all my food

[Bridge]
Hey guys!
Hey!
Hey guys, come on in!
The gang's all here!
Yeah!
We've brought booze, lots of mince pies
Oh awesome, come in
Hand me the booze!
Uh-
Sjin's got some presents!
-I ate all the cocktail sausages
You, oh Kim...
There's no food, sorry...
Oh well...
Anyway! Put your coats in Kim's tower
And let's get this party started!
Woo!
[Chorus]
We're tucking in to my moonshine tonight
(My moonshine tonight!)
The evening's going well
Then St Nick spills' Simon's drink
And Simon wants to fight!

[Verse 3]
Punches flying, all around me
Simon lands one, on Santa's jaw
It's the season of Dwarven drunken brawling
I'm so sorry, Santa Claus
Are you okay Santa Claus?
Simon's knocked out Santa Claus...

[Verse 4]
Head is hurting, so hungover
"Where's the aspirin?" I did groan
Still it's the season, and we had a good night
Merry Christmas, now go home

Castles filthy, dirt all around me
Looks like the outhouse of SipsCo
And there's a fat man, stuck inside the chimney
Oh my God it's, Santa Claus
[Outro]
Empty bottles, are everywhere
Booze has been spilt, on the floor
That's the last time, I drink so much homebrew
Merry Christmas everyone!
Merry Christmas, have some fun!
Merry Christmas, from Drunkan!