[Verse 1]
It’s Christmas Eve and the snow’s coming down
We fixed Christmas for some last time around
But when you’re lying down, snug in your bed
Spend a thought for some others, this season instead
Christmas is great, but in our time of plenty
With all these gifts I still feel empty
Who brings cheer to those in fear?
Won’t anyone think of the children here?

[Chorus]
Does Santa Claus
Visit zombie pig-men kids in the Nether in Minecraft
At Christmas time?
How do his reindeer manage to fly
With the world covered in bedrock oh-so-high?
Does Santa Claus
Visit zombie pig-men kids in the Nether in Minecraft
At Christmas time?
If he can’t do it then it’s up to you and I

[Verse 2]
Zombie pig-men kids in the Nether
It’s not just ghasts that are shedding a tear!
But we can help them together
Or they’re not getting anything this year!
So open your wallets of leather
Two gold bars a month for the rest of your days!
We need money to stop this forever
We know you’re all stingy but change your ways
[Verse 3]
Hey zombie pig kids, yo listen up
If you're looking for a gift son, you’re in luck!
Sloth Man, G. Money, P. Horny too
Hat Films, onesies, rapping cheer for you!
Rhymes go bang, dropping gifts any weather
Blowing up treats like beds in the Nether!
We ain't got a map 'cause we're spending all our paper
Well that's us done, we'll see you later

[Chorus]
Does Santa Claus
Visit zombie pig-men kids in the Nether in Minecraft
At Christmas time?
Does he use spawn stuff in with gamemode zero
If he cheats can he be your hero?
Does Santa Claus
Visit zombie pig-men kids in the Nether in Minecraft
At Christmas Time?
If he can’t do it then it’s up to you and I

[Bridge]
We’ll take those gold bars and make them into blocks
Build a gold house, yeah a big shiny box
A Christmas house with no crying
We’re doing it for zombie kids
We're not lying... Promise
We’ll make a portal out of obsidian
Sadness will be forbidden
We’ll bring that gold to them children
That gold house we will really be building

These kids will love their new home
Even if it’s located in a Nether biome
Technically it’s a dimension though
And there’s no chance, they will see any snow
We’re not lying (stop it)
We’re really building (trying hard)
There’s no snow but we’ve made an effort
That’s got to count for something
(That's got to count) For something!

[Chorus]
Does Santa Claus
Visit zombie pig-men kids in the Nether in Minecraft
At Christmas time?
Does he have the plan? Can he be the man?
He ain’t Batman or Superman
Maybe Spider-Man or Wonder Woman
Maybe Iron Man, but no way Aquaman can!
Does Santa Claus
Visit zombie pig-men kids in the Nether in Minecraft
At Christmas time?
If he can’t do it then it’s up to you and I
[Chorus]
Does Santa Claus
Visit zombie pig-men kids in the Nether in Minecraft
At Christmas time?
Reindeer aren’t even in the game
Could he use nine horses that he’s named?
Does Santa Claus
Visit zombie pig-men kids in the Nether in Minecraft
At Christmas time?
If he can’t do it then it’s up to you and I
If he can’t do it then it’s up to you and I

Merry Christmas shitlords