[Verse 1]
It's Christmas Eve
And I'm dusting off my old PC
How did we function without SSDs?
Nothing playable installed on Steam, and then I see
Something that I know
A game I used to play years ago
Oh dear this graphics card is really slow
But I'd love to give this game a go, feeling old

I see the icon on the desktop
Grass covering a dirt block
My cursor hovers over it
I guess it's time for a double click

[Chorus]
Who is still playing this game?
Who is still playing, who is still playing?
I wonder has it all stayed the same?
Who is still playing, who is still playing?
Forgot my password, how long has it been?
Who is still playing this in 2017?
Who is still playing, who is still playing this game?

[Verse 2]
It seems I have to wait
There's a lot of stuff that needs updates
Tried password reset but my email's changed
Good job I know my mother's maiden name
And the road I grew up
On the menu now
Windows firewall, I clicked allow
I hope there's new features for me to try
It seems there's still no modding API
I hit my friends up on Discord
I bet they've not got it installed

[Chorus]
Who is still playing this game?
Who is still playing, who is still playing?
I wonder has it all stayed the same?
Who is still playing, who is still playing?
Forgot my password, how long has it been?
Who is still playing this in 2018?
Who is still playing, who is still playing this game?

[Bridge]
2019, and I'm back here again
2025, and I even brought friends
2031, and I'm getting real old
I used a Windows 10 emulator to make it load
2045, and I live on the Moon
2059, I'll be dead pretty soon

[Chorus]
Who is still playing this game?
Who is still playing, who is still playing?
I wonder has it all stayed the same?
Who is still playing, who is still playing?
Who is still playing this game?
Who is still playing, who is still playing?
I wonder has it all stayed the same?
Who is still playing, who is still playing?
Forgot my password, forgot my kids names
A retirement home on Mars and I'm still playing this game
Who is still playing, who is still playing?
Who is still playing, who is still playing this game?