[Intro: Trott]
PewDiePie

[Verse 1: Ross]
Seventy million was never enough
Want my crown? Then I'm gonna play rough
T-Series, please hear me
Delete your channel
Go ahead, sub up
Listen up, here's some truths
I ain't racist, that's fake news
Real or fake? Let's review
We all have a price that includes YouTube

[Hook: All & Ross]
If we
All subscribe to PewDiePie
Will that make everything alright
PewDiePie?
(You gotta subscribe to PewDiePie)
(You gotta subscribe to PewDiePie)

[Verse 2: Smith]
Everybody wants their piece of the Pewds
From Walt Disney to the nightly news
Happy Wheels money just came through
Now I'm sittin' on a mountain of YouTube views
You know what, man?
Didn't let it change me
Tried to bring me down?
Didn't let it phase me
Got a little racist on a bridge in PUBG
The biggest- Not a bigot now
Chase me, chase me
[Hook: All & Ross]
If we
All subscribe to PewDiePie
Will that make everything alright
PewDiePie?
(You gotta subscribe to PewDiePie)
(You gotta subscribe to PewDiePie)

[Verse 3: Trott]
Mr Beast giving me that money
When it comes to subs I'm like bees and honey
Got a real sharp sting that'll send you runnin'
With puffy eyes screaming "help me mummy"
Ugly sweater? Never sold better
Send one to your mum with a love letter
Spittin' lies like our love's eternal
Then I'll fuck her like my fans fucked the Wall Street Journal

[Ross]
Mum jokes? I feel I've digressed
The views say unoriginal's best
YouTube? They wanna keep it clean
Hard not to curse when you swear by memes

[Smith]
I mean really? Is this your priority?
Pushin' the corporate and fuck the authorities?
Maybe it's me? Am I in the minority?
YouTube was great, now it's acting deplorably
[Hook: All & Ross]
If we
All subscribe to PewDiePie
Will that make everything alright
PewDiePie?

If we
All subscribe to PewDiePie
Will that make everything alright
PewDiePie?

If we
All subscribe to PewDiePie
Will that make everything alright
PewDiePie?
(You gotta subscribe to PewDiePie)
(You gotta subscribe to PewDiePie)

[Outro: All & Ross]
If we (You gotta subscribe to PewDiePie)
(You gotta subscribe to PewDiePie)
All subscribe to PewDiePie
(You gotta subscribe to PewDiePie)
Will that make everything alright
(You gotta subscribe to PewDiePie)
(You gotta subscribe to PewDiePie, bro)
PewDiePie?
(You gotta subscribe to PewDiePie)
(You gotta subscribe to Hat Films... if- if you want)