[Verse 1: Lewis]
Hey, Mr. Dinnerbone tells us regularly
Says he's got a glint in his eye
But we've yet to see, guess he's too busy
Promised long ago, just don't deny
Yes I know it's tough, but we've had enough
Where's the modding API?

[Verse 2: Lewis]
I can't make it work, mods have silly quirks
Drives me mad I just want to cry
That is why I tweet, oh yes, yet again
Where's the modding API?

[Pre-Chorus: Lewis]
OptiFine is now installed
But my game can't help but stall
Wish I could see things so clear
Like mobs and buildings from over here

[Chorus: Both]
Another mod installed, yes
Another mod installed
More mods, more mods, many mods installed
Another mod installed, yes
Another mod installed
None of them work right, where's the overhaul?
Wish I had a pack like MoonQuest

[Verse 3: Lewis]
TooManyItems, Better than Diamonds
DeathChests to help when I die
Client's running slow, just show's what I know
BiblioCraft and Artifice
Notch give me the job, I will have a go
I will make the API!

[Chorus: Both]
Another mod installed, yes
Another mod installed
More mods, more mods, many mods installed
Another mod installed, yes
Another mod installed
None of them work right, where's the overhaul?

Wish I had a pack like MoonQuest

[Outro: Lewis & Both]
BuildCraft, Tinkers', Mo' Creatures
REI's Minimap, adds more features
I just wish they all could run
Fixing mods is the opposite of fun
Wish I had a pack like MoonQuest