[Verse 1: Simon Lane]
Snow is falling and wine is pouring
Jingle bells ring and tingle with glee
Lights are twinkling in the windows
As we decorate the Christmas tree
Spreading cheer and wrapping presents
We're snuggly warm on Christmas time
Roasting chestnuts on an open fire
Christmas bells begin to chime

[Chorus: Simon]
It's the most Christmassy Christmas ever
Woah
Oh, the most Christmassy Christmas ever

[Post-Chorus (Spoken): Simon & Lewis Brindley]
It's working! It's brilliant!
I'm glad to hear it Simon
Can you make it more Christmassy?
Sure!

[Verse 2: Simon]
Christmas carols and Christmas barrels
We're jolly eating Christmas cake
Christmas donkey, Christmas monkey
We're skating on a Christmas lake
Kissing Rudolph thе red-nosed reindeer
Undеr the sausages
Christmas cat knocks on the Christmas door
Gifting out oranges
[Chorus: Simon]
It's the most Christmassy Christmas ever
Woah
Oh, the most Christmassy Christmas ever

[Post-Chorus (Spoken): Simon & Lewis]
Okay, it's starting to get a bit weird now
Simon! I can't turn it off!
What?
The Christmas levels are getting out of control!
Lewis, help me I can't stop singing-

[Verse 3: Simon]
Pouring grandma a glass of gravy
Frosty's carrot slips down low
Christmas werewolves eating presents
Elves slide down a Christmas rainbow
A thousand screaming reindeer angels
Baby Santa falls from the sky!
A giant gingerbread Godzilla!
Fights a Mothra mince pie!

[Pre-Chorus (Spoken): Simon & Lewis]
Oh my God!
Oh, I'm sorry Simon
Things were getting really out of control
That was... That was... Amazing!
Whaaat?
[Chorus: Simon]
It was the most Christmassy Christmas ever
Woah
Oh, the most Christmassy Christmas ever
Yeah
It was the most Christmassy Christmas ever
Woah
Oh, the most Christmassy Christmas ever
Yeah
Oh, the most Christmassy Christmas day