If there was war on me
I’d be on the other side
You say I should go, then I’ll leave
But I’ll do it before you change your mind

If there was war on me
If there was war on me
If there was war on me
I’d get in the trenches
And you couldn’t get online

When I fall down, I cease
Found a new place to dine
Take care of survivors, please
Never ask or question why

If there was war on me
If there was war on me
Well, if there was war on me
No, I never had much courage
Let alone strength to fight