[Verse 1]
You think everything is practical and perfect
That's why I never trust you, not at all, not at all
Have you even noticed how this world is going?
Does it just not matter in your eyes? In your eyes

[Verse 2]
Flash forward 2040, have another baby
Make sure that you give it a modern name, a modern name
Boy, you'd name him Phoenix, girl, you'd name her Autumn
All their clothes are pleasing to the eye, to the eye

[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 3]
Now if I was a breeder
Well, I probably wouldn't blame ya
I'd push and I'd shove full of paternal love
Just to recognise my child's eyes and mine are the same

[Verse 4]
Remember you were younger, everybody warned ya
Not to be a father, but here we are, here we are