[Spoken: Sir Mix-a-Lot, "Christie", ?]
This my microphone? Cool
Is it on out there? Uh-huh? Cool
Hey, Christie what?
Christie what?
Come here for a second
[?] get your damn room
C'mon, check my shit out, why you always strippin' and shit?
You know what I'm sayin?
You got 25 seconds till you're on
25 seconds? I-I-I got no boogers in my nose, and then, right?
Everything's cool, right?
You're not wearing no damn makeup, what's wrong with you?
Here's your list
That's when I was doin' that shit, my top 10 list?
Yep That's cool, that's cool
Alright, hey n***a
Hey n***a
Get the croud goin, motherfucker
Man, fuck you alright
Ready? Yeah, I'm ready
Here we go, 3, 2, 1

*crowd cheering*
Yeah, what's up, what's up?
My boy Funk Daddy on them keys
Yeah, in the hizzouse
Ain't no sense in wastin' no time, y'all
Ima get right to it
In my left hand: tonight's top 10 list
*crowd cheering*
From the home office in Bumfuck, Montana
*crowd quiets*
What, y'all don't like Bumfuck?
The category for tonight is: top 10 complaints of a player hater
That's right, y'all know who he is
Top 10 complaints of a player hater
Number 10: *drumroll*
I ain't like the n***a, n***a ain't ever gave me no money, fuck Mix-a-Lot
Haha, bitch
Number 9: *drumroll*
Other busters is gettin' paid, what's up with me?
*laughter*
Number 8: *drumroll*
I need some money for napkins so I can wipe this shit off my nose
*laughter* ha, ass-kissin' bastard
Number 7: *drumroll*
So what if you paid my rent, you paid it late
*crowd cheering* ha, yeah
Number 6: *drumroll*
Baby, you don't wanna be with Mix because I can love you like that
*crowd cheering*
Hahahaha, do I really need to go to number 1?