[PIRAGUA GUY]
It's hotter than the islands are today
And Mister Softee's truck has broken down
And here come all his customers my way
I told you, I run this town!

Piragua, piragua
One twenty-five, piragua!
Piragua, piragua
Two twenty-five, piragua!

New block of ice, hike up the price
Lai lo le lo lai, lai lo le lo lai
Blackouts are nice, blackouts are nice
Lo le lo lai
Keep scraping by
Piragua!