She is a honey bee looking for nectar
She's a clown collector
She is a lover who needs a protector
She’s a clown collector

Take a look at me man, I ought to know
I could juggle all night til the rooster crow
Spirit's willing but the flesh is weak
When she hollers all aboard for a losing streak

You’re an actor, she’s a director
She’s a clown collector
She’s a movie, you're the projector
She’s a clown collector

She take the picture, put it up on the wall
Doesn’t matter if you're little or tall
She’s got a lot of things to say to you
If you disagree you’ll get a talking to

She’s never wrong, no one can correct her
She’s a clown collector
Listen up man she’s giving a lecture
She’s a clown collector

She is an army, I'm a defector
She's a clown collector
I’m conscientious, she's an objector
She’s a clown collector
To be a knife thrower, I've got to practice for years
If Annie Oakley missed, she never shed any tears
History repeats all the time time time
It's gonna make you laugh when the clown starts crying

She is a honey bee looking for nectar
She's a clown collector
She is a lover who needs a protector
She’s a clown collector
She’s a clown collector